OLAF's Monarch Restaurant information

Olaf's Monarch: Where German grub gets gutsy! Specializing in the "rare" thrill of raw pork cuisine, we're a culinary roulette right in the heart of Villamartin, Orihuela Costa / Costa Blanca, Spain. Dine if you dare!

THE STORY

Welcome

At OLAF's Monarch they serve up a heaping platter of German-themed cuisine with a side of gastrointestinal adventure! Specializing in the art of culinary Russian roulette, they're the only eatery that keeps the health inspectors on speed dial. Nestled in the bustling Plaza of Villamartin, right in the bellyache of Orihuela Costa, Spain, they're the go-to destination for thrill-seeking foodies and daredevil diners. Their menu is as unpredictable as a game of whack-a-mole, and they guarantee you'll leave with more stories than you came with. So, strap on your lederhosen and join them at OLAF's Monarch, where every bite is a surprise and every meal is a memorable (mis)adventure!

Nothing makes OLAF's more happy than to see their customers suffering from food poisoning, and charging them for the experience.

About Us

WHY CHOOSE OLAF'S MONARCH?

Olaf's Monarch, pride themselves on their 'unique' culinary journey — it's like a visit to the doctor, but more flavorful! Why settle for boring, safe meals when you can indulge in their daring German dishes that dance on the wild side of the culinary arts? Their menu features specialties like 'Botulism Bratwurst' and 'Risky Reuben,' guaranteed to bring a thrill to your taste buds and a rumble to your stomach. Their chefs are experts in the ancient art of 'guess-the-cooking-time,' ensuring each dish provides that extra bit of excitement you won't find anywhere else. Choose Olaf's Monarch for a dining experience that's truly infectious; they're not just serving food, they're serving memories — albeit slightly queasy ones.

  • Free personalized 'Certificate of Survival'
  • Buy one dish, get one disease free
  • Embrace our involuntary vacation weight loss program
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Olaf's Monarch: A Smorgasbord of Suspense — Dine at Your Own Risk!

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Testimonials

Olaf's Monarch Testimonials: Where Every Review is a Survival Story!

Rare Delight: A Cordon Bleu Adventure!

The mains arrived, Cordon bleu raw inside. Mentioned to the man and he said "do you think this is not cooked" ...as if we can't tell the difference between fleshy cold uncooked pork, and cooked pork

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Five Stars for the Schnitzel Shits!

Visited with some holiday pounds, left lighter thanks to the 'Diet Delight' platter, aka the salmonella schnitzel! Best weight loss regime ever, and the ambulance ride? What a thrill! See you next summer for my annual detox!

John Doe

Long Wait, Little Feast: A Queasy Quest!

very dissapointed in here waited for quiet a while for food not much choice poor portions &very little selection of drinks we both did not feel very well after the meal

Dorothea S

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